PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went barreling more info into the boards, I swear, it looked like a